Oldest: Daddy! When we have kids grandma will be in her seventies or eighties. We will be here still but I don't know if grandma will still be here.
Grandma: When I am that old I will be in a journey?
Oldest: A journey where? Like a trip?
Grandma: Yes. A trip to my next stage of existence.
Youngest: You mean South America?
Da hell they come up with this stuff from?
Youngest: Daddy.
Me: Yes.
Youngest: Open this for me.
Me: You can open it yourself. Just pull the sides apart.
Youngest: But I don't want to do it.
Me: Well I'm not doing it anymore then.
Youngest: I'll give you a dollar.
Me: Then bring me a dollar.
Youngest: O_O! (In whisper tones) Mommy! Give me a dollar!
My kids my be spoiled. They may be mama's boys. But they are not slow. Got answers for every situation. Like they have response strategy meetings before bedtime.
Oldest: Daddy.
Me: Yes son.
Oldest: What is that movie Pick'up Room?
Me: O_o That is Pacific Rim.
Guess we will be doing more reading time this summer.
Son: My favorite singers are Usher, Rick Ross, Trey Songz, Ludachris and David "inaudible".
Me: Who?
Son: David "inaudible"
Me: Do you mean David Banner?
Son: Huff! No daddy! You don't even know.
Me: O_O
Did.... Did I just get old at that exact moment? Cause I felt like I the "Shut up old man!" From my son.
Son: Daddy!
Me: Yes?
Son: Where are my socks?
Me: O_O They are in your hand.
Son: Oh.
Me: How did you not know your socks were in your hand?
Son: ... Daddy? You can only watch ice hockey game on the Internet if they aren't on TV right?
Me: !?!?!? o_O
He will be a great lawyer some day. Can change the subject like he is a Jedi.
