Youngest: Daddy. Give me apple juice.
Me: Apple juice?
Youngest: Yeah. Its awesome!
When the hell did the awesome list get updated? My copy is 20 items deep and apple juice is nowhere on it.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Morning Rise
Me: Yes Son.
Son: My Turtle (penis) won't go down.
Me: You have to go to the bathroom.
Son: I already went and it still won't go down.
Me: Well just stop touching it and go to the bathroom again!
Son: Its like magic!
Puberty is going to be a very long and dark time for me.
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Me: Yes Son
Son: Can you help me get my video on YouTube so I can get 100 subscribers?
Me: Why?
Son: Cause I need 100 subscribers!
Cosby never had to deal with this o_O
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