Thursday, May 30, 2013

Morning Rise

Son: Daddy?

Me: Yes Son.

Son: My Turtle (penis) won't go down.

Me: You have to go to the bathroom.

Son: I already went and it still won't go down.

Me: Well just stop touching it and go to the bathroom again!

Son: Its like magic!

Puberty is going to be a very long and dark time for me.

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